ASK PROFESSOR PERIL

exfatalist:

skarver:

when did “entry level” become “requires 3-5 years work experience”?

*whispers* when unemployment rates skyrocketed and employers realized they could have their pick of desperate job seekers willing to take entry level work they were vastly over-qualified for, meaning they do not need to pay for said employee’s qualifications or experience

Bingo!

lifehackable:

The world’s first clothes-spray, which after application to the body can be removed, washed and worn again. 

Didn’t they have this stuff on Futurama?

lifehackable:

The world’s first clothes-spray, which after application to the body can be removed, washed and worn again.

Didn’t they have this stuff on Futurama?

Well then…

lowestcasteofroyaltytristan:

this is surprisingly not even an april fool’s joke

Hah! I missed this site so much.

thedragonflywarrior:

"Diet and fitness are not about hating or punishing our bodies; they’re about taking care of something that you love - yourself!"

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT
things i will unfollow for on April Fools

filisexual:

  • reblogging and encouraging mean, harmful, and reckless “pranks”
  • participating in mean, harmful, and reckless “pranks”
  • people encouraging mass unfollowings of people coz “it’ll be funny” (spoiler: it won’t, you’re just being a hurtful dick and possibly making a good person cry)
  • participating in the second mishapocalypse (not only is it the most annoyingly shitty thing to have ever happened on the internet, misha himself has expressed displeasure in it)

Finally got around to posting the third page of my webcomic, over on ComicFury.
Go have a look! its about a young sorcerer in training.

epic-humor:

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Speaks for itself really.

theonion:

Important Decision Sent Up To Company’s Highest Idiot

Pretty much describes the management I work under every day.

theonion:

Important Decision Sent Up To Company’s Highest Idiot

Pretty much describes the management I work under every day.